day 354 - you're on the what list?!

Christmas cards roll on...

Picking up the mail was interesting today. Ava received a letter from Santa Claus today which read: "How are Ethan & Owen? I see that they are on the list of good girls and boys with you."


Ava this afternoon after I read the letter to her: "Boys!! We've been bad all year and we're on the good list!"

For the past two weeks I have been threatening to cancel Christmas by calling Santa on his cell and telling him not to come. He has been my silent partner and a pivotal part of my master plan to blackmail the kids into being good and the pudgy bastard stabbed me in the back.