Christmas cards roll on...
Picking up the mail was interesting today. Ava received a letter from Santa Claus today which read: "How are Ethan & Owen? I see that they are on the list of good girls and boys with you."
WHAT?!
Ava this afternoon after I read the letter to her: "Boys!! We've been bad all year and we're on the good list!"
For the past two weeks I have been threatening to cancel Christmas by calling Santa on his cell and telling him not to come. He has been my silent partner and a pivotal part of my master plan to blackmail the kids into being good and the pudgy bastard stabbed me in the back.
Picking up the mail was interesting today. Ava received a letter from Santa Claus today which read: "How are Ethan & Owen? I see that they are on the list of good girls and boys with you."
WHAT?!
Ava this afternoon after I read the letter to her: "Boys!! We've been bad all year and we're on the good list!"
For the past two weeks I have been threatening to cancel Christmas by calling Santa on his cell and telling him not to come. He has been my silent partner and a pivotal part of my master plan to blackmail the kids into being good and the pudgy bastard stabbed me in the back.
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