A couple of weeks ago a new game started. When I arrive at Jen's house to pick the kids up after work, I walk into the backyard to find the kids. The boys charge at me and tackle me around the knees, almost knocking me to the ground. Then like a fart in the wind they're gone. Running full blast toward my unlocked car where they proceed to lean on the horn until I come running to find them jumping around the front seat like monkeys at African Lion Safari. They're in there, laughing their heads off and pressing every button and control they can find.
Today I was one step ahead of them and locked the car the second I got out of it.
Nice try, turkeys.
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